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chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

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  • Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
  • Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
  • Abuela: te parto fruta?
  • Me: no, gracias.
  • Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
  • Me: no abuela.
  • Abuela: un vaso de agua?
  • Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
  • Abuela: come mierda pues.
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suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

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molgars:

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE


flexing muscles sit-ups abs lifting weights push-ups physical activity running football biceps

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poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

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